Men in Tights

This is one for the guys. I can’t be the only man who’s had a conversation that’s gone a little bit like this… Non-runner:  “oooooh… I like your leggings”. Runner: (puffs out chest and adopts a gruff manly tone) “they’re not leggings, actually. They’re tights! So… umm…” This little exchange is usually rounded off with…