Email: (Basically, this is like a letter, but electronic. You don’t even need a stamp. Well, you can use a stamp if you want, but after a few messages you won’t be able to see your screen. I suppose If you were trying to do a google image search for “stamps” you might not even notice. But anyway, it’s email@example.com
The twitter: Nah.
Facebook page: Fight your way through the millions of cat photos and go to Facebook.com/borntoplod
Website: Um… you’re already here.