Luckily for you, the nice people at www.personaliseyourvest.co.uk have offered up a free vest to one of you lot, just because.
The winner can choose any vest from my range of mostly childish, idiotic range, or even suggest a one-off custom jobby. Here’s a linky to them: http://www.borntoplod.deco-play.com/
To be in with a chance of winning, just complete the following caption in less than 903 words:
“I want one of Jay’s stupid vests because…”
You can either send an email to Contact@borntoplod.com or alternatively just pop your answer in the comments section.
A winner will be chosen at probably-random by a pair of hyperactive, possibly evil two year-olds tomorrow (Tuesday 4th August) at around lunchtime.