Are you a runner or a squirrel?
1. Look down at your feet. What do you see?
A: Running shoes (GO TO QUESTION 2)
B: Adorable little fuzzy paws (GO TO QUESTION 6)
2. What are your thoughts on storing nuts for winter?
A: It’s my favourite thing to do (GO TO QUESTION 6)
B: What? Are you mental? (GO TO QUESTION 3)
3. Do you have a bushy tail that you use for counterbalancing?
A: Yes, of course I do. I’m a squirrel (GO TO QUESTION 6)
B: No, I’m a runner. A human runner (GO TO QUESTION 4)
4. What’s your VO2 MAX?
A: 35-40 (GO TO QUESTION 5)
B: 41-50 (GO TO QUESTION 5)
C: 51+ (GO TO QUESTION 5)
D: (ignores question and runs up a tree really fast) GO TO QUESTION 6
5. Describe your parents.
A: Supportive of my running. They always come to cheer me on when I race. (GO TO 7)
B: They worry about me when I’m out running alone at night. (GO TO 8)
C: Squirrels (GO TO 6)
6. You’re a squirrel.
7. Probably not a squirrel.
8. Probably not a squirrel.
Next week: Are you a runner or a 16th century woodcarving?
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