The fifteen slices of Belgian chocolate gateau immediately prior to your interval session will not prove to be your wisest decision.
You will see something today that’ll make you smile. You will also be eaten by a mountain lion. So y’know, swings and roundabouts.
It was a bold move to wear clogs and hotpants for todays tempo run. Ignore the critics, you look magnificent.
You will meet a stranger called Toby. Or Tommy. Or Geoff. Or you might not meet anyone at all. I don’t get paid for this you know!
That’s not a blister, it’s just where a spider has laid a few thousand eggs under your skin. Have a great day!
The marshal won’t back down about your rocket boots.
You will encounter a lot of squirrels on todays run. Strangest treadmill session ever.
The good news is that today will feature a PB. Unfortunately it won’t be yours.